Che at the Oscars
By Humberto Fontova*
Did you catch Carlos Santana's grand entrance at the Oscars?
Well, the famed guitarist couldn't contain himself. He stopped for the
photographers, smiled deliriously and swung his jacket open. TA-DA!
There it was: Carlos' elegantly embroidered Che Guevara t-shirt. Carlos'
face as the flashbulbs popped said it all. "I'm so COOL!" he beamed.
"I'm so HIP! I'm so CHEEKY! So SHARP! So TUNED IN!"
Tune in to this, Carlos: in the mid 1960's Fidel and your charming
t-shirt icon set up concentration camps in Cuba for, among many others,
"anti-social elements" and "delinquents." Besides Bohemian (Haight-Ashbury,
Greenwich Village types) and homosexuals, these camps were crammed with
"roqueros," who qualified in Che and Fidel's eyes as useless
A "roquero" was a hapless youth who tried to listen to
Yankee-Imperialist rock music in Cuba.
Comprende, Carlos? Do you see where I'm going with this, Carlos?
Yes, Mr Santana, here you were grinning widely-- and OH-SO-hiply!--
while proudly displaying the symbol of a regime that: MADE IT A CRIMINAL
OFFENSE TO LISTEN TO CARLOS SANTANA MUSIC! You IMBECILE!!
True, you didn't hit it big 'till Woodstock in 1969, at a time when Che
had already received a heavy dose of the very medicine he gallantly
dished out to hundreds of bound and gagged men and boys , some as young
as fourteen. This means the first inmates of his concentration camps
were probably guilty of the heinous crime of listening mainly to the
Beatles, Stones, Kinks, etc. But the regime Che helped set up kept up
the practice of jailing "roqueros" well past the time when you were hot
on the rock charts, Carlos.
Lest we get carried away with merely laughing at your stupidity, I'll
pass along the thoughts from Cuban music legend, Paquito D'Rivero. He
wrote his recent letter to you in Spanish. "My command of English
wouldn't allow me to fully express my indignation" at your cheeky Oscar
gig, he explained. Seems that Mr D'Rivera had relatives among those your
t-shirt icon jailed, tortured and murdered. In closing, Mr D'Rivera
wishes you good luck in your professional endeavors. He says you'll need
it, considering that you'll soon be playing a gig in Miami.
A Cuban gentleman named Pierre San Martin was also among those jailed by
the gallant Che. A few years ago he recalled the horrors in a El Nuevo
Herald article. "32 of us were crammed into a cell" he recalls. "16 of
us would stand while the other sixteen tried to sleep on the cold filthy
floor. We took shifts that way. Actually, we considered ourselves lucky.
After all, we were alive. Dozens were led from the cells to the firing
squad daily. The volleys kept us awake. We felt that any one of those
minutes would be our last."
"One morning the horrible sound of that rusty steel door swinging open
startled us awake and Che's guards shoved a new prisoner into our cell.
His face was bruised and smeared with blood. We could only gape. He was
a boy, couldn't have been much older than 12, maybe 14.
"What did you do?" We asked horrified. "I tried to defend my papa,"
gasped the bloodied boy. "I tried to keep these Communist sons of b**tches
form murdering him! But they sent him to the firing squad."
Soon Che's goons came back, the rusty steel door opened and they yanked
the valiant boy out of the cell. "We all rushed to the cell's window
that faced the execution pit, " recalls Mr San Martin. "We simply
couldn't believe they'd murder him!"
"Then we spotted him, strutting around the blood-drenched execution yard
with his hands on his waist and barking orders--the gallant Che
Guevara." Here Che was finally in his element. In battle he was a sad
joke, a bumbler of epic proportions (For details see Fidel; Hollywood's
Favorite Tyrant) But up against disarmed and bloodied boys he was a
"Kneel Down!" Che barked at the boy.
"ASSASSINS!" We screamed for our window. "MURDERERS!! HOW CAN YOU MURDER
A LITTLE BOY!"
" I said: KNEEL DOWN!" Che barked again.
The boy stared Che resolutely in the face. "If you're going to kill me,"
he yelled. "you'll have to do it while I'm standing! MEN die standing!"
" COWARDS!--MURDERERS!..Sons of B**TCHES!" The men yelled desperately
from their cells. "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" HOW CAN...?! "And then we saw Che
unholstering his pistol. It didn't seem possible. But Che raised his
pistol, put the barrel to the back of the boys neck and blasted. The
shot almost decapitated the young boy.
"We erupted. We were enraged, hysterical, banging on the bars."MURDERERS!--ASSASSINS!"
His murder finished, Che finally looked up at us, pointed his pistol,
and BLAM!-BLAM-BLAM! emptied his clip in our direction. Several of us
were wounded by his shots."
To a man (and boy) Che's murder victims went down in a blaze of defiance
and glory. So let's recall Che's own plea when the wheels of justice
finally turned and he was cornered in Bolivia.. "Don't Shoot!" he
whimpered. "I'm Che ! I'm worth more to you alive than dead!"
This swinish and murdering coward, this child-killer, was the toast of
*Humberto Fontova is the author of Fidel;
Hollywood's Favorite Tyrant, described as "absolutely devastating. An
enlightening read you'll never forget." By David Limbaugh. "A remarkable
book," says Newsmax' Phil Brennan. "An eye-opener. Fontova explodes myth
after myth." Congressman Lincoln Diaz-Balart says, "Humberto Fontova has
done a great service to all those who wish to discover the truth about
the only totalitarian dictatorship in the Western Hemisphere." David
Horowitz says: "Humberto has performed a valuable service to the cause
of decency and human freedom. Every American should read this book."